The Proust Questionnaire – for Vanity Fair's use only
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Wine, friends, someone else to clean after dinner.
What is your greatest fear?
Lying on my death bed worried about my internet search history.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Which living person do you most admire?
Taylor Swift. She’s got it all; talent, game and Tom Hiddleston (Note to self: update page in 6 months)(Damn. I totally called that!)
What is your greatest extravagance?
What is your current state of mind?
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
On what occasion do you lie?
When I’m interviewed by Vanity Fair.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
A lady should never disparage her own looks, when the world is more than ready to do it for her.
Which living person do you most despise?
The bitch who stole my look.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
The ability to listen.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
An ability to express herself strongly and succinctly.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
When and where were you happiest?
Every night when my children go to bed.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wish I could be more tech-minded.
Who is your favorite hero(ine) of fiction?
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting an A in college calculus.
What’s your biggest regret?
That time I saw Coolio on an international flight with his band and I didn’t go up to him and ask him if he was Coolio and the Gang.